Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Duggar


Erin!!!! This should make your day better.
http://www.ja20.com/

33 comments:

Leighann said...

I was having a bad day, too, and that really brightened it. Duggar grandchildren!

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. One hopes that Anna doesn't try and go one further than Granma Duggar.

Possummomma said...

No kidding, Sean!! Ma Duggar is pregnant with her 18th now. I expect they'll just walk out the uterus any day now. Seriously...I don't know how she hasn't had a prolapsed uterus or premature child because her cervix gave up!

They're also going to have their own series on TV. Oy! Should provide some great snark, but I kind of wonder how watchable it will be.

Amy said...

They're registered at Wal-Mart. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Made my day.

Erin said...

AH! THEY'RE GOING TO START HAVING BABIES! I bet she'll pop out more than Michelle in the end, because she won't start out on the evil that is birth control like Ma Duggar did.

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

She's Y generation. I don't think she'll have the staying power of Ma Dugger.

$1.40 1-5 kids
$2.00 6-9 kids
$4.50 9-12 kids
$6.50 12+ kids

Stacy said...

I actually feel really badly for the girl -- what if she isn't as fertile as Ma Duggar? I am sure that she is exited to have kids, but I am sure she is experiencing pressure to have loads of kids, if not directly, but indirectly.

But... ugh. Duggar Grandkids *shudder* Glad I haven't eaten breakfast yet

Rachel said...

Amy, thank you! I didn't want to be the one to make fun of the Wal-Mart registry! ROFL

aimee said...

Awww, aren't they cute with their matching shirts *hurl*.

In their thank you letter, they even admit to having to having to TRAIN their kids to love god, see, it doesn't come naturally. It has to be pounded into their little brains. Any one want to place a bet on when this first litte Duggar the next generation will be born. I'm guessing 40 weeks after their wedding night. I would also place a bet that they purposely set the wedding around a time she would be fertile so they can start their own baseball team.

"Having both been raised in large families, we have agreed to trust God in the area of children and the size of it. Our goal as we enter parenthood is to build a Godly heritage and to train our children to love God and others and that our investment in their lives will make a lasting positive impact in the world for Jesus Christ!"

Absoulutely disturbing. Ugh.

Seven Crows said...

Ugh- I could hardly look - but I noticed that even before they are married she is using his last name. Don't know why buit that really bothers me. It's like these women have no personhood of their own.

Flux said...

ACK!!!

i also found it interesting that in the "about us" section, it talks more about her father than it talks about her. hmm...

tamayoduck said...

They sure need a lot of things from Walmart and Bed Bath & Beyond. Oh yeah, that's right, that's what happens when you aren't at least semi-independent before marriage. You need to register for things like $2 clear stackable bowls at BB&B.

Flux said...

ugh... and because i'm a glutton for punishment, i checked out the bb&b registry... they put a "mom + dad = me" frame on it. so clearly, they will be wasting NO TIME popping out babies.

Tantalus Prime said...

Blogger Flux said...

"ugh... and because i'm a glutton for punishment, i checked out the bb&b registry... they put a "mom + dad = me" frame on it. so clearly, they will be wasting NO TIME popping out babies."

Considering that they are asking for flatware service for 24, I would say they want a big family, and they want it now!

Becca said...

well of course they are registered at Walmart. Arkansas is the home of walmart.

I had fun reading the registry. Obviously she plans to sew prairie clothes for the family...but why is there Sprite and motor oil on the registry??????

Flux said...

WHO THE HELL REGISTERS FOR SWEDISH FISH?!?!?!

seriously. candy bars on a wedding registry?

the mind... it boggles...

Rachel said...

LOL @ swedish fish and Sprite!!!!

Please, someone contact them thru the site and ask them WHY???

Amy said...

The WallyWorld registry was just begging to be made fun of. And now that I've actually looked at it, oh boy. It's classy with a "k". TWO Nascar flags? Is one for the in-law's trailer that'll be in their backyard?

And WHY are they dressed alike in those pictures? I have a lot of questions.

Anonomouse said...

We should all send them gifts!

Condoms.

Becca said...

the swedish fish and sprite and candy bars and motor oil must be for the drive from Florida to Ark after the wedding????? or for some bizarre sex or religious ritual??? feeding the snakes they dance with??

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

I would assume that the candy was for energy. They will be practicing the baby making as soon as the weddings over.

aimee said...

Is it just me, or does anyone else think they look like brother and sister? It is Arkasas after all.

aimee said...

LMAO, omg, that is the most red neck registry I have ever seen in my life! Asking for different flavors of beef jerky and pringles mix!!! Are these people actually buying for their wedding, or the food for their reception? And then they have the balls to ask for a $200+ Ipod, and a Dyson vacuum.

I think the memory foam for their bed is so they remember where and how to lay for missionary style.

Vamp said...

The "they're registered at Walmart" comment made me *snort*.

When I clicked on this I was figuring it was the birth anouncement of child 18, nope.

I too think the shart brown matching shirts is tacky.

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

Maybe the shirts are like "Team Duggar" or something.

paccadoodle said...

Breeding more little foot soldiers for jeebus...

ugh.

LJJB said...

She earned a B.A. in christian education. Shouldn't that be a B.S.?

Katie said...

The "find true purpose" section scared the crap out of me. I find it hilarious though that they requested gatorade on their registry. I guess they've got to keep up the electrolytes while popping out babies.

Muffin said...

Hmm.. I live in the Jacksonville Florida area, that'd be a fun wedding to crash.. Oh wait, no it wouldn't. Those people are nuts. And I doubt there will be any alcohol. Lame.

Will said...

As cold as it sounds, if there be any justice in the world, for this girl's sake, I hope she's infertile or he is shooting blanks. Even better if both were true.

Ginny said...

I didn't even think to check out the registry, even though I did laugh when I saw Walmart. Have to go back & read through it, sounds very funny.

Can't wait to hear how they met, lol lol.

Oh & the find true purpose isn't a bit freaky at all, I couldn't even finish reading it, oh my!

Cari said...

On the Duggar's Wikipedia page listing the kids' names and ages, the baby due 1/1/09 was changed from "Unborn" to "Junborn" -- hahahaha!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duggar_family#List_of_children

Spidergrackle said...

Wow: Sprite, Gatorade, Pringles, Beef Jerky, Nascar flags, and freakin' DUCT TAPE.

*walks away giggling*