"It's my Future! I want to be an engineer. Sex can wait!"
Yes, because we all know that sex never takes place in a dorm room. What if you wanted to be a gynecologist? Would sex be okay then? I mean, I think it's only fair that we give our teenagers a list of jobs that you can't do if you don't wait to have sex. Of course, he doesn't say how long sex can wait...
Kidding aside - What the hell? I'd love to hear the rationale behind this. "Yes, Billy. It's true. Sex rots your brain and you will never be an engineer if you're a baby daddy." What's wrong with saying, "I want to be an engineer. That's why I'm going to use...*Have Trojan man crash through the side of the billboard like the Mr. Kool-Aid*!" Sorry...it's hard to be serious when there's so much stupid.
HAT TIP TO AMY