ROFLOL!! David, that was priceless. PRICE-LESS.
I just got "punked" (sort of).
The doorbell rang and it was two guys in full LDS missionary gear. Even down to the name tags. One of the "elders" started talking to me about taking a Book of Mormon and I'm standing there saying, "No! I already have one. Thanks!" Then they started going on-and-on about how atheists are evil and on and on and I'm thinking, "They've gone WAY off the script, now!" Then, Elder 1 starts pulling his tie off. Um. WHAT?!?! Then the shirt...WTF?!?
He had "Happy Birthday" written on his chest with Sharpee.
Ow. My stomach hurts.
You win, Dave! And, thank you... that was awesome. I'm sure my eyes were as big as saucers.