Monday, November 26, 2007

What's the sound of one theist whining?

So, get this... I just opened up my e-mail and found this note from John R. You know, our old pal, John. The guy who stalked this blog for months and finally got called out on his bullshit? His note reads:
"I dont [sic] deserve to come back to your blog but i [sic] would like the chance to. I have a new computer i [sic] using now so i can get in to be a better christian to you. (I'm not going to put sic everytime he screws up...but, just know this is word for word.)... i can't have my blog anymore sense you got mad. i expect you wont change your mind and if you dont then you need to think about your morals because others need the internet just like you."

Um. HUH!?! Yes. I feel completely horrible and torn-up over reporting him and getting him banned for being a complete douche bag. It keeps me awake at night,...just thinkin' about my morals. He got banned from the internet; OH! The humanity! *drama queens*
I also appreciate the subtle "it's all your fault for getting me banned vibe".

John, it's not my decision to make. My best advice to you is to move along.

19 comments:

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

LOL

Ooops just wet myself from laughing so hard.

You have got to be kidding.

SWE said...

Oh me, oh my. John, move along. Your command of grammar needs sharing elsewhere.

Summer Squirrel, FCD said...

So, in a nutshell, he's still not accepting responsibility for his actions? I'm surprised he didn't work Satan into that piece of work. Incredible. What a asshat!

(I love that word!)

Sean, need some help?

Zipi said...

What is he exactly asking for? I do not understand it. And how exactly is he banned from the internet? What prevents him from surfing the internet like everybody else?

Dave Salyers said...

Oh, boo hoo. That's hilarious!

salient said...

I would not trust him.

First, he only needs another email address and removal of old cookies to get access to blogspot.

Second, he could easily have hidden his blog simply by changing its email address and name. That would make it look as though blogspot removed his blog without their actually having done it.

Third, he's obviously a troll. They are sick individuals whose only power comes through causing trouble. Even causing so many remarks, even though they are negative, is misinterpreted as a sign of John-power.

Atheist in a mini van. said...

Sean says...Ooops just wet myself from laughing so hard.

You have got to be kidding.

I wish.

SummerSquirrel says...I'm surprised he didn't work Satan into that piece of work. Incredible. What a asshat!

Yeah. Me, too. It just wasn't the same experience without being told I'm a satanic goat-sex fiend who dressed her kids like strumpets.

Salient, I don't get his e-mail, either. I know that he did get his blog erased and there was some talk of IP blocking, but I hardly think that would "ban him" from "the internet" entirely.

Chris said...

Aww, PM...do the right thing and unban him from the internets. He's been a good boy. He even finished his veggies!

**puppy eyes**

Poodles said...

Oh MY HELL!!! This guy gets idiot of the year award. Hey douchebag, try taking some responsibilty for your own actions.

Joanna said...

Well that was hilarious.
I guess you don't need a sense of personal responsibility when your God makes all your decisions for you.

AlisonM said...

Somehow the writing style in this mail seems different from the style in his comments. Same person, or is it a troll impersonator? (Maybe his daughter asked for advice from God and he told her to intervene for her dad. . .)

Jess Wundrun said...

Is there a site of LOLZ christians like there is for LOLZ cats? Cuz' he sure sounds like one

Poodles said...

Jess, I posted about this exact thing today... http://loltheist.com/

BigHeathenMike said...

Fuck, can't that guy take up knitting or some other non-technical hobby? You'd think he was, I don't know, looking for some sort of apology.

What a douchebag.

steelcobra said...

jess, that site would be www.fstdt.com , or Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

Melanie aka Batgirl said...

Hey Chris... I dont come to your blog too often :) but I wanted to Elf you on SCS and they coun't send you a PM so they said I needed to find you on my own! lol. Is it ok if I elf you? I would need your address... if your uncomfortible in giving it to me you can give me a friends PO BOx or something... Let me know! Thanks Melanie aka batgirl in SCS

Kathryn said...

Steelcobra! I was going to recommend that site! I shared it with my son (16) and we have laughed and shook our heads, and rolled our eyes!!!!!

Jess Wundrun said...

steelcobra and poodles: thank you for future blogging material!

Paul said...

[silentsanta, NZ]

Is it really him?

If so, it sounds like he's had a breakdown.. while he wasn't perfect, he was never *that* terrible at typing before...