"Every time you tell a lie, God burns a church down."
Or, at least, that's what I'm going to start telling all of my theist friends. ;)
In all seriousness, Malibu is, once again, on fire. You know, having lived in SoCal most of my life, I have to say that it's a rare October when Malibu is NOT on fire. Santa Ana winds, plus heat, plus lots of uncleared and unmanaged brush = wildfires. All of that PLUS a few multi-million dollar homes built by people too stupid to realize that fires are the norm equals sobbing celebrities on the news. There are ten or eleven fires burning between Ventura and San Diego. The air quality sucks ass. *cough* Piru is burning down (wonder what they'll do for filming Big Love?). I hate fires.